Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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