Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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