No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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