): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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