quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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