i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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