Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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