drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
bring money and cleavage
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
