"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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