Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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