Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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