OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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