When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
