I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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