p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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