You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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