another moral hangover. fuck.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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