Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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