im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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