Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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