love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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