Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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