I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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