i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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