Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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