Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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