# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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