There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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