She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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