Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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