just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The struggles of a small town man whore
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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