She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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