he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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