we're blogging at a bar
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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