took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize