I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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