I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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