I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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