i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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