babies were throwing up all over the place
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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