I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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