So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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