so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
