Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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