Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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