its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
send nudes
from the living room?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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