based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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