school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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