we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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