Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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