I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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