So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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