If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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